Carnie's Comments

Time to share the funnies on Facebook Friday.

Here's a friend who says, "Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of the week."

This guy, "Not to brag but most of my family isn't speaking to me."

This gal, "Two tips for Christmas:  Forget the past.  You can't change it.  Forget the present.  I didn't get you one."

How about this, "I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas.  No, Susan, I'm not even ready for today."

I like this one, "The best things about the good old days are that I wasn't good...and I wasn't old!"

On a related note, "I may not have been my mother's favourite child, but I was the first one she thought of whenever the police turned up."

And we'll finish with a post from a local dad who shares, "Thinking about having kids?  My son poured syrup in every floor vent.  13 years later it still smells like waffles every time the heat comes on."