Carnie's Comments
Time to share the funnies on Facebook Friday.
Here's a friend who says, "Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of the week."
This guy, "Not to brag but most of my family isn't speaking to me."
This gal, "Two tips for Christmas: Forget the past. You can't change it. Forget the present. I didn't get you one."
How about this, "I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No, Susan, I'm not even ready for today."
I like this one, "The best things about the good old days are that I wasn't good...and I wasn't old!"
On a related note, "I may not have been my mother's favourite child, but I was the first one she thought of whenever the police turned up."
And we'll finish with a post from a local dad who shares, "Thinking about having kids? My son poured syrup in every floor vent. 13 years later it still smells like waffles every time the heat comes on."