Carnie's Comments

 

It's time for Facebook Friday!

We'll start with this one, "I'll bet my mom looks at my posts and thinks, 'I did all that I could'."

This one from a funny gal I follow who says, "A good woman is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her."

I like this, "I used to wonder what it would be like to read people's minds. Then, I got Facebook and now I'm over it."

Here's a senior who shares, "Old age - you finally know everything just in time to forget it all."

This friend shares, "Due to current food prices, the 5 seconds rule has been extended to 15 seconds."

I think one of my teachers used this one back in the day, "There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand this."

Here's a parody headline that reads, "Man used piece of wood he put in garage in 1982 because it might come in handy someday."

One more, "I don't want to get nostalgic but oh, man, every time I put the car in reverse it takes me back."