Carnie's Comments


It's time for Twitter Tuesday - the best of the best from the Twitterati.

We'll start with this mom who shares, "Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV? Just mute it and put the subtitles on. BOOM, now they're reading."

This guy says, "You know, they put a Discman with the anti-skip system in a museum already? I've never felt older in my life."

Is this you? "An adult is a person who says things like, 'I can't drive at night anymore' and it doesn't even bother them."

Here's a dad who Tweets, "My son says Twitter is where old people go to pretend they're cool so, congratulations everybody."

This one, "In 1994 I couldn't wait to see what things would be like in 30 years. In 2024, I just wish it was 1994."

I like this, "Boomers? They don't talk. Millennials? They don't listen. Gen X? We don't care."

And one more from a young lady who Tweets, "I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership."