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It's time for a treat - Twitter Tuesday! I find the best from the Twitterati.

We can all relate to this, "I just realized that the paper towels at the side of the gas pump are there so you can wipe your tears after you fill your tank."

This guy says, "Not to brag but I was alive before the internet."

Here's a funny fellow who Tweets, "Maybe I wouldn't eat all of the Reese's eggs if my wife didn't leave them out in the open, under the shirts on the top shelf in the back of the closet."

This gal says, "My favourite hobby is browsing Amazon for things I'll probably never buy and definitely can't afford."

A reply to that one, "I have a wish list full of things I'll order in case I ever win the lottery...which I don't buy tickets for."

This aging man says, "Remember when you were a kid and you'd sing 'head, shoulders, knees and toes'? Ya, now that's just a list of things that hurt."

And, one more from a young lady who Tweets, "Spent 10 minutes trying to find my air pods to put in their case...didn't realize they were still in my ears which is odd since they were still playing music."