It's Facebook Friday.  I share the best of the best from some of the best people I know. 

Here's a local mom who shares, "As soon as you say 'my child would NEVER', here they come nevering like they never nevered before." 

This is a timely and perhaps relatable post, "Buying 100 small chocolate bars to hand out for Halloween...and eating them before Halloween." 

I like this one, "Went to the grocery store today.  Had to pay for food and then prepare and cook it myself.  Zero stars.  Would not recommend." 

On a related note, "Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry.  Shut up." 

Here's a local dog owner who says, "I think my dog always follows me to the restroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that's the way it works." 

A commuter posting this one, "I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 in the morning and drive around really slow and make everybody late for work." 

And one more, "There is no such thing as a grouchy old person.  The truth is, once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest."