It's Facebook Friday. I share the best of the best from some of the best people I know.
Here's a local mom who shares, "As soon as you say 'my child would NEVER', here they come nevering like they never nevered before."
This is a timely and perhaps relatable post, "Buying 100 small chocolate bars to hand out for Halloween...and eating them before Halloween."
I like this one, "Went to the grocery store today. Had to pay for food and then prepare and cook it myself. Zero stars. Would not recommend."
On a related note, "Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. Shut up."
Here's a local dog owner who says, "I think my dog always follows me to the restroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that's the way it works."
A commuter posting this one, "I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 in the morning and drive around really slow and make everybody late for work."
And one more, "There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is, once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest."