It's all about fun and frivolity on Facebook Friday. 

I like this one, "Did you know, by replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack, you can lose as much as 90% of what little joy you still have in your life?" 

This friend of mine shares, "I am really pleasant to be around...unless I'm hungry, tired, thirsty, hot, cold, stressed, dealing with idiots or otherwise uncomfortable." 

Here's a message on Facebook FOR Facebook.  "Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I may know.  I do know them.  I don't like them." 

Here's a mom I follow who says, "I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who's not wearing their seatbelt." 

Here's one to hang onto, "Quit thinking you're all that.  You're not even all there!" 

And one more that fits so well on CHAB Radio, "Sad news.  I broke up with my girlfriend, Lorraine.  She found out I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.  Good news, though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone."