Time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best from the best of the best.
Here's a middle-aged guy who Tweets, "When I saw Top Gun in 1986, I walked out of the theatre wanting to be a pilot. I walked out of the theatre after seeing Top Gun: Maverick wanting a nap and wondering why the volume was so loud."
Here's a young, married woman who asks, "People who aren't married, how do you know when you do something wrong?"
Here's a young mom who shares, "My one year-old refuses to eat any of the food I offer him but happily drinks his own bath water."
Comedian Brent Butt Tweets, "Saw an ad that started with 'Travel Through Time'...like we have a choice."
This guy writes, "You'd think people would have better things to do than be on Twitter. Wait..."
I like this one, "The store was all out of double-stuffed Oreos so we're over here taking the regular ones apart and making them double-stuffed ourselves, just like the pioneers had to do."