Carnie's Comments


Time for Twitter Tuesday!  I find the best from the best of the best.

Here's a middle-aged guy who Tweets, "When I saw Top Gun in 1986, I walked out of the theatre wanting to be a pilot.  I walked out of the theatre after seeing Top Gun: Maverick wanting a nap and wondering why the volume was so loud."

Here's a young, married woman who asks, "People who aren't married, how do you know when you do something wrong?"

Here's a young mom who shares, "My one year-old refuses to eat any of the food I offer him but happily drinks his own bath water."

Comedian Brent Butt Tweets, "Saw an ad that started with 'Travel Through Time' we have a choice."

This guy writes, "You'd think people would have better things to do than be on Twitter.  Wait..."

I like this one, "The store was all out of double-stuffed Oreos so we're over here taking the regular ones apart and making them double-stuffed ourselves, just like the pioneers had to do."