Carnie's Comments

 

It's Friday - Facebook Friday!

A timely post here, "Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.  Get excited."

Another one, "What do I want for Christmas?  Well, lately, I've been really into groceries and gas.  Utilities are cool too.  Stuff like that."

This just in, "What do we learn from cows, buffalo and elephants?  It's impossible to lose weight by eating green grass and salads and walking."

On a similar note, "Yesterday, I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit!  So proud of myself.  It was a pair of socks but still, let's be positive here."

This one, "Welcome to social media.  A person who doesn't understand humour, wit, subtlety, puns or exaggeration will contact you shortly."

Here's one you might relate to, "I don't run from my problems.  I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them like an adult."

And one more from my friend Kelly who says his wife wants him to get a tattoo for Christmas and he says he doesn't "know anyone with the initials DNR".

Merry Christmas!