It's Facebook Friday - our weekly look at some of the best quips and quotes. 

This local woman with some Friday morning motivation;  "I can't decide what pants to put on today.  Smarty pants or fancy pants!" 

Here's a funny guy I follow who shares, "Life is short.  Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers." 

Here's a thought;  "The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not OK for several days." 

An elderly friend I follow says, "I'm at that age where my mind thinks I'm 29, my humour suggests I'm 12 while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet." 

A middle-aged guy pondering the future says, "If you live to be 100 years old, you should make up some fake reason why just to mess with people.  Like, tell them you ate a pinecone every single day." 

And one more;  "100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.  Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.  The stables have turned."