Carnie's Comments

 

It's Tuesday and time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best from the best on the social media platform we used to call Twitter.

This guy says, "My wife changed the password on the TV because I watched one of our shows when she wasn't home."

I like this, "Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza."

A question, "How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill pot holes?"

Here's a funny gal I follow who Tweets, "The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5. I told them preschool."

That same girl shares, "People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called Parking Violation at the Courthouse."

Another question, "Has anyone had a proper meal since Christmas Day? I'm running purely off Pringles and Toffifee."

This one, "The magician told me to pick a card, any card...so I took his Visa."

And one more from a woman who Tweets, "Good morning to everyone...except for the people who are judgmental."