Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best of the best.
Tweets like this one, "It's been 4 years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else."
I like this, "There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life; Push and pull."
This aging fellow I follow writes, "I now understand why my grandfather always took naps and was still always tired."
Here's a good one, "Before you join one of those meal kit delivery services, read this: Pizza comes to your house already cooked."
That same funny guy Tweets, "I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos."
This guy, "When I ask you for directions, please don't use words like east and west."
Perhaps you can relate to this one, "I don't like the person I become when I have to deal with cling wrap."
And one more, "So, I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house. He refused."