Carnie's Comments

 

It's time for Twitter Tuesday!  I find the best of the best.

Tweets like this one, "It's been 4 years since my job interview.  I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else."

I like this, "There are 2 words that have opened a lot of doors for me in my life;  Push and pull."

This aging fellow I follow writes, "I now understand why my grandfather always took naps and was still always tired."

Here's a good one, "Before you join one of those meal kit delivery services, read this:  Pizza comes to your house already cooked."

That same funny guy Tweets, "I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo.  That's still a very low number of rodeos."

This guy, "When I ask you for directions, please don't use words like east and west."

Perhaps you can relate to this one, "I don't like the person I become when I have to deal with cling wrap."

And one more, "So, I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house.  He refused."