Happy Friday!  It's time for Facebook Friday. 

This guy says, "I'd be 100% more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done." 

Here's a lady who shares, "I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.  She whispered, 'They're right behind you'." 

I like this, "I've found nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public...especially if you don't know them." 

Here's a friend who says "I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots." 

A local senior shares, "The fact my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move and yet refuses to actually glow is very disappointing." 

Maybe you can relate to this one, "I walk around like everything's fine but, deep down, my sock is sliding off." 

And one more, "Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems.  Pick one person you dislike and blame them for everything."