It's Facebook Friday!  I do the scrolling and deliver the gems. 

Here's a local lady who works from home these days who writes, "My special talent is getting tired without doing anything." 

I like this one.  "Some people won't admit their faults.  I would, if I had any." 

This guy shares, "I used a napkin to wipe some of the grease off my pizza today.  So, if you see me looking skinny tomorrow, don't be alarmed." 

This is good.  "I can't wait for things to get back to normal so I can go to the gym...and sit in my car and use their wifi to watch Netflix." 

This woman says, "I'm at that age where sleeping with the wrong pillow makes me feel like I've fallen from a 12th story window." 

A funny guy I follow writes, "My greatest fear is the world ending and the only survivors are me and people who like to say 'It is what it is.'" 

And one more...one you can try this weekend.  "When you're in the checkout line and they ask you if you found everything you were looking for, say, 'Why?  Are you hiding stuff?'" 

You're welcome.