It's my weekly treat for you - I find the best of the very best on Facebook Friday.

This guy says, "Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not insane.  Then I look around and think, maybe I am."

A local woman posting this one;  "We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to be unable to open that drawer."

That same woman shares this;  "Experts say a serving size for chips is 10 chips.  I eat 10 chips while I'm standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips."

This man says, "I almost fell down the stairs this morning and now my wife and I are in a debate as to whether her gasp was out of fear for my safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout."

How about this one?  "Start each day with a positive thought like, I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."

And, one more.  "Did you know the main function of the little toes on your feet is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in place?"