Carnie's Comments

 

It's time for Twitter Tuesday!  I find the best from the best.

Here's a guy who Tweets, "If I've learned anything from having a GPS on my phone for the last decade, it's that I have no clue what 500 feet looks like."

I like this, "Wish I could go back in time and invent sliced bread so everyone would talk about it but never remember my name."

This one, "Before the internet, some dude in middle school would tell you that a kid from a TV commercial exploded from eating Pop Rocks and Coke and you'd just go around believing it for the next 20 years."

This guy says, "Welcome to your 50s...your eyebrows are now a federally protected wildlife habitat."

Here's a dad who shares, "Parenting books recommend that kids do chores so, as a good dad, I had ours do our taxes."

One from a mom who says, I couldn't find the Nutella so I asked my son if he'd seen it.  He took it to school.  It's in his locker.  It's for emergencies."