Carnie's Comments
Time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best of the week from the Twitterati.
We'll start with this guy who says, "I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member. Man, I don't know how I get away with it."
This woman Tweets, "I thought calculus was hard but then I went down the toilet paper aisle and tried to figure out toilet paper math. That is next level."
This guy, "I wanted a cheeseburger for dinner and my wife wanted pizza so we got pizza...like we both wanted."
That same guy says, "My wife and I have a rule: whoever is driving controls the radio, unless I'm driving."
Comedian Brent Butt says, "The problem with doing nothing all day is figuring out how to knock off early."
I like this one, "People are at their cutest when they've just woken up from a little nap, like naive babies, briefly unaware of the worldly horrors they're about to remember exist."
And one more from a young mom I follow who shares, "Spent 10 minutes scrubbing the wall thinking my kids left a huge stain on it and then realized it was my own shadow. I'm fine. It's fine. Everything is fine."