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It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best from the Twitterati.

We'll start with this gal who says, "I'm so single, when they ask me for an emergency contact, I say the neighbour's dog."

This one, "My birthstone? It's a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese."

Here's a funny guy I follow who Tweets, "It's amazing how angry one can get just by being awake."

I like this, "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back it means nobody liked them so, set them free again."

This friend says, "I just had to make two important phone calls like some sort of functioning adult."

Here's a fellow who shares, "I'll admit it. I love gizmos and doohickeys."

Can you relate to this? "Just accidentally video called someone. OH, the panic!"

And we'll finish with this one, "When you die, people cry and beg you to come back but when you do there's running and screaming."