Carnie's Comments


It's time for Facebook Friday! I find the best from the best.

This young man shares, "Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right...we do have food at home."

Ordering in this weekend? Here's a tip for a single guy who writes, "I always shout 'PIZZA'S HERE' so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm eating two pizzas by myself."

Another tip, "The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence. That way, they'll just think you lost service."

Here's a question, "Why are people not the perfect degree of whelmed?"

I like this, "People often mistake me for an adult because of my age."

Another question, "Why do some people call it a 'tuna-fish' sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a 'chicken-bird' sandwich."

And one more from first thing this morning, "I've been off work all week because my pet cow is sick. My boss thinks I'm milking it."