Carnie's Comments

 

It's time for some fun on Facebook Friday!

Here's a married gal I know who shares, "No one told me that when you get a husband, the ears are sold separately."

This guy, "I just laugh things off because they don't cook the food I like in prison."

This clever fella I follow says, "Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?"

Here's a friend in her 30s who says, "So, it turns out being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff."

This guy posts a selfie from the gym and asks, "When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"

This guy who just celebrated a milestone birthday says, "Yes, 60 is the new 40. However, 9 PM is the new midnight."

And one more from a girl who shares, "I'm starting to worry that I'm having a complete mental breakdown due to the fact I enjoyed a reality show. This is not a cry for help but please check back in a week."