Thank goodness it's Friday. Facebook Friday on the daily commentary!
This author I follow shares, "Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets."
Here's a local mom who says, "The husband and I both have a cold. The difference is I'm cleaning the kitchen and he's dying."
I like this one, "Get my tires rotated? Uh, pretty sure they rotate while I'm driving but thanks though."
This movie buff shares, "Just once I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain the plan."
Here's a barber who shares, "Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing."
And, on a related note, "A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything. Police are combing the area."