It happened yesterday.  An older fella smiles at me and says, "Cold enough for ya?"

I didn't say it but I wanted to ask, "Can't you do better than that?"

So, here you go.  Let me give you some material.  Feel free to use these one liners during the cold snap.

It's so cold...We had to chop up the piano for firewood.  Ya, we only got two chords.

It's so cold...Grandpa's teeth were chattering.  In the glass!

It's so cold...I had lunch at the greasy spoon just to get heartburn.

It's so cold...Eating ice cream was knocked down to #4 in the "Top Five Ways to get a Brain Freeze".

It's so cold...Mother Nature broke up with Old Man Winter.

And...one more?  It's so cold...SaskEnergy is preparing condolence cards to send out with our monthly bills.

Y'er welcome.