Carnie's Comments


It's time for Twitter Tuesday - the best of the best from the Twitterati.

We'll start with this one from a local fellow, "It's like my mom always told me...'You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn't die."

On a related note, "When you want to be stupid RICH but you're already stupid so you're half way there."

This one, "I was gonna tell a railroad joke but I lost my train of thought."

Here's a funny gal I follow who says, "The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out."

A question on Twitter, "People who aren't chronically fatigued...what magically restful utopia do you inhabit and how do I get there?"

It was on Sunday a guy who goes by "Dadman Walking" shared, "I had no plans today. My wife found out and boy did I have a lot of plans today that I didn't know about."

And, one more Tweet on Twitter Tuesday, "Apparently, if you climb a ladder at the Home Depot, you get to meet the manager."