Time for some treats from the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday.
This young woman I follow says, "I don't listen to my voicemails because it's none of my business what people say when I'm not there."
Here's a mom who Tweets, "Being a parent involves washing everyone else's sheets, making everyone else's beds and then passing out on your bare mattress with a goldfish cracker stuck to your forehead."
I like this one, "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I could do it for you!"
Here's a question, "Does anyone else think our parents seemed older when they were the age we are now?"
Another question, "Why don't they just make the Tupperware spaghetti coloured right there at the factory?"
Most of us can relate, "I just realized the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping away tears after filling your gas tank."
And one more Tweet on Twitter Tuesday from a sassy gal who writes, "Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation with, 'Maybe next time' is wrong.