Carnie's Comments
It's Tuesday - Twitter Tuesday on the daily commentary.
Here's a funny lady I follow who shares, "My IQ used to be higher than my weight but now I'm fat...and dumb."
This member of the Twitterati says, "What I lack in looks I make up for by having a smile you can trust."
Here's a gal who Tweets, "I can't cook for you, you're too picky...my husband says earnestly, looking deep in my eyes as I eat a digestive biscuit dipped in Cheez Whiz."
On a related note, this one, "If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity."
Here's a timely tip from a fellow who writes, "Marriage tip - if you need a new can opener just get a new can opener. Don't give one to your wife for Christmas."
And one more from a funny mom I follow who Tweets, "I sent my daughter a text and she responded with, 'I will look into this. Thank you.' So, I guess we're business associates now."