Time for fun and frivolity on Facebook Friday!
Here's a female friend of mine who says, "Just caught myself rinsing out a Ziplock baggie to reuse because it wasn't that dirty...It's happened. I've finally turned into my mother."
This guy, "Just got a speeding ticket and I'm ticked off. You can't tell me that the police don't know that the speed limit automatically goes up when you're listening to classic rock."
On a related note, "If a cop pulls you over and walks up holding a notepad, don't order breakfast. Apparently, it's not amusing. I've tried it."
Here's a friend who shares, "Congratulations to all you graduates on Facebook. Now get our there and start paying some taxes!"
I like this guy, "Props to people who still read entire books. I just got bored halfway through a billboard."
And, one more, "You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think, 'NOT NOW'."