It's time for Facebook Friday! I find the best of the week for your enjoyment.
On Mother's Day, a local mom shared the poem her daughter wrote for her, "Rose are red, Windex is blue. Thank you for all the cleaning you do."
I like this, "Waking up in the morning was invented in Germany in 1891 by Otto Vonrisenshine."
This one, "The guy who invented door knocking...what was he thinking? I'm gonna punch your house until you talk to me?"
This female friend shares, "My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation."
A friend sharing this one, "Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband? Wife is suspicious."
This middle-aged friend says, "Can I multitask? Yes, actually I'm losing my mind and chilling at the same time."
Here's a portly pal of mine who shares, "I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing I wouldn't have signed up for the exercise class."