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It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I share the best from the best of the Twitterati.

We'll start with a question, "Do you panic that you're choosing the wrong answer during an eye exam or are you normal?"

This guy, "When someone says 'you're such a dork' it's like I'm getting a pat on the back knowing they get me."

This funny gal I follow shares, "I'm introverted but I am open to discussing breakfast sandwiches."

Here's a thought from a guy from first thing this morning, "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode."

I like this, "Boomer...she whispers to herself as she looks up a word on urban dictionary."

Can you relate to this? "My junk drawer is like a museum of things I thought I'd need someday."

This young fella says, "My mom didn't want me to get hurt playing football so she made me take theatre and the first thing they told me was to break a leg."

And we'll finish with another question, "How soon is too soon to ask someone if they're going to eat their pickle when you're out for lunch? Have we as a society determined this yet? I need a pickle etiquette expert."